Things you should know about me:

1. I love music. Seriously, if you have a song that's your jam right now, send it to me.
2. I'm a sims playaa. Love sims. Fo reals.
3. I love T.V and watch an unhealthy amount of it. 4. Plus I give really good advice if I do say so myself *flips hair*

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The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.

—    Unknown (via llavendeur)

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Since when are male prostitutes are called vagina inspectors , i mean people be professional, #classy. 😑

Asked by Anonymous

Who’s the male prostitute? :o

I only asked because I'm the vagina inspector and I work very hard.

Asked by Anonymous

Oh yes, I heard they’ve updated the name from “Vagina Inspector" to "Gynecologist

Less intimidating. 

Is your vagina real?

Asked by Anonymous

Yep. Otherwise my whole life has been a lie.